1. imelectraelectraheart:

    catknuckles1:

    meulins-choice-ass:

    A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

    WHAT

    Fuck

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK. I’M A 36DDD. HOW MUCH DO MY BAZONGAS WEIGH?

    (Source: princesskimochi, via welcometonextyear)

    mare-moment:

    mare-moment:

    My snapchat story y’all

    WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

    (via runyourcleverboy)

  2. Kristoff to his future son

    • Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--
    • Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
    • Kristoff: Yes.
    • Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
    • Kristoff:
    • Kristoff:
    • Kristoff: Yes.
  3. officialwaltdisney:

    being a girl is so expensive like

    panties? expensive.

    tampons? expensive.

    makeup? expensive.

    XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

    (via whoredinarygirl)

  4. pipalypso:

    france france revolution

    (via the-fandoms-are-cool)

  5. waluiqi:

    do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

    I didn’t. But thanks for giving me something else to worry about.

    (via sorry)

  6. no-homohowell:

    shvnyyy-e:

    zwamboobs:

    blazepress:

    Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

    Sick

    what the fuck

    The gays are angry

    (via somebody-police-let-the-eren)

  7. "People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."

    (via transcripts)

    (Source: iamcharliesangel, via masakiton)

  8. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via cuntgina)

  9. unclefather:

    how to kiss a boy

    1. grab his waist
    2. slip your hand in his pocket
    3. steal his wallet
    4. dont even kiss him
    5. just run

    (via cuntgina)

    livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

    Even John would have hated John.

    (Source: spencerfan, via whovianpotterlocked)

  10. samagotchi:

    when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

    (via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

  11. prewars:

    smallgovernment:

    at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

    (Source: exeggcute, via whovianpotterlocked)