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    IT’S THEM AS BABIES

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via heyfunniest)

    Aubrey Plaza in Ned Rifle

    (Source: jakesjohnson, via cappyrogers)

  1. quacklemore:

    what if someones name was gurt and to say hi you would say “yo gurt”

    (via retiredjesus)

  2. "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

    Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

    (Source: nakedhipstercircus, via arkhamcty)

  3. mad-hattress:

    ghdos:

    whovian-all-over:

    4gifs:

    Mattress Jousting

    FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

    I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

    Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

    (Source: 4gifs, via allteensrelate)

  4. shopjeen:

    bruh

    He just looks like a giant ballsack.

    (via naturallywholocked)

  5. spadeyque:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    imactuallytrying:

    msh30:

    team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

    team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.

    Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr

    Team I can’t write a 3 page paper for shit but I can do math

    (via whenthestarsgodim)

  6. unexist-me:

    mareepe:

    you automatically turn gay if you drink this

    what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

    gay²

    (via ikindawanttoslaythedragon)

  7. rabioheab:

    so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

    (via retiredjesus)

  8. stardusttx:

    grapewallofchina:

    your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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    you’re welcome

    i thought they were partying

    (via tardis-is-sherlocked)

  9. intriguers:

    how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

    (via whenthestarsgodim)

  10. gayinsect:

    im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

    (via hashtagugly)

  11. You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

    pizzaotter:

    iguanamouth:

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    I fucking lost it here

    hopelessmodelx:

    thebootydiaries:

    drfreeze01:

    thebootydiaries:

    pls stop reblogging
    this is not how I want to be remembered

    that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

    Lmfao love her 😭

    (via mu5icliz)

  12. baeddelbabe:

    fucknodoms:

    I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    men are fucking incredible

    (Source: memewhore, via hashtagugly)