1. jadeb0t:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    i think that’s called game of thrones

    (via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

  2. "I think a lot, but I don’t say much."

    Anne Frank (via observando)

    (via charmingsuicide)

  3. bitch-about-it:

    My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

    (via sassyavengers)

  4. farrahtales:

    If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

    (via fandom-of-everything)

  5. fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    givemeinternet:

    This Is How Koalas Run

    thank you

    (via inu-demon)

  6. til-the-end-of-the-line-bucky:

    ❒ Single

    ❒ Taken

    ✔ Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky

    (via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

  7. irresponsibleeyouth:

    The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

    (Source: crowzs, via inu-demon)

  8. generalbooty:

    yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

    (via sorry)

    • Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
  9. riyoka:

    if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

    (via politicalfairies)

  10. samuel-vimes:

    I really hate the word fuckable
    Tbh I hate the word fuck when it’s applied to sex
    Like I don’t mind saying stuff like “fuck off” or “fuck you” but when it’s used in the context of actual sex it disgusts me

    (via politicalfairies)

    Gwendoline ships it. ( x )

    (Source: virgin-who-cannot-drive, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  11. solidmercury:

    bruisebanner:

    princeofkokoros:

    what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

     #clint barton

    image

    (via politicalfairies)

  12. basiacat:

    when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

    (via thesecretlifeofanerdgirl)