jamiebenn:

    coyotelips:

    MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

    I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

    (Source: fullmetalniku, via johnhamish)

  1. mxcleod:

    mugglebornheadcanon:

    1018. Muggleborns who are obsessed with cooking shows start a secret cooking club where they sneak into the kitchen and get culinary lessons from the House Elves. They are pleased to find that cooking is much easier with magic.

    I’m trying to imagine Gordon Ramsey screaming at a group of Slytherins for using newts or dragons tongue instead of shrimp or basil and that a wand is not a suitable spoon to mix the sauce

    (Source: cellonerd4eva)

  2. drugdoer:

    grassfire:

    Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

    hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

    (via falloutboyd)

  3. louisharrystylinson:

    louisharrystylinson:

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

    image

    see the ball

    feel the ball

    be the ball

    (Source: louhza, via sorry)

  4. browningtons:

    horsefricker:

    browningtons:

    Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

    thats my right boob tho

    babe

    (via orgasmic-humor)

  5. browningtons:

    horsefricker:

    browningtons:

    Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

    thats my right boob tho

    babe

    (via orgasmic-humor)

  6. browningtons:

    horsefricker:

    browningtons:

    Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

    thats my right boob tho

    babe

    (via orgasmic-humor)

  7. french:

    I’m so fucking weird
    It’s like:
    I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
    I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
    I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
    I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
    I need help.

    (via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

  8. sunworldstories:

    drug-st0re:

    byron130:

    18.05.2014
    I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

    boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

    Help them, sweetlings!

    (via avatati)

  9. bunsen:

    i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

    (via allteensrelate)

    (via heyfunniest)

  10. yinx1:

    sueanoi:

    betweenthetights:

    blogfrenzy:

    water is wet

    the sun is hot

    leaves are green

    Republicans are white

    (Source: niadil, via metalbendersofficial)